Good News!


A poll just released says only 6% of Americans are following the World
Cup. Thank goodness. I was worried for a moment we'd shed exclusivity,
folks. Shows that those who follow the beautiful game have good
taste. Think about it. On the other hand: What percentage of the
American public know who Mozart was or Faulkner or Aristotle? Go on, poll
the next ten people rolling out of the local Wal-Mart. 2.5 maybe 3%. So
the 6% posted by the greatest sport known to mankind is pretty good.

Oh and if this isn't enough to bring a smile to your footy mad face, Tucker
Carlson (dweeby conservative political pundit) and Jim Rome (manacing
testosterone flexed sports commentator) still hate "sack-er."

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