At the Weekend, a Cataclysm

Not Warcraft, it's football ...

(Wie is Dennis Bergkamp's publicist? Hij is overal tegelijk!)

Swansea - Sunderland

2-1 Swans spoil Poyet debut

musical accompaniment:  Super Fury Animals
Actual Result -- 4-0 caning of SAFC

Arsenal - Norwich

4-0  Pressure on Hughton Intensifies

musical accompaniment:  Catherine Wheel

Actual Result -- 4-1 demolition of Canaries

Leeds - Birmingham (Sunday)

1-2  Leeds can't buy one at the Moment

musical accompaniment: Bowie
Actual Result -- 4-0 LUFC resolute in victory

Morecambe - AFC Wimbledon

0-1  The trip worth it for the Dons

musical accompaniment: Beach Boys
Actual Result -- 1-1 Dons keep Morecambe off the top

Wingate & Finchley - Hitchin Town

2-1 Northern Line closure means normal crowd of 154 
is cut to 13 hipsters who arrive on GS scooters.

musical accompaniment:  Glorious Din
Actual Result -- 2-2 Draw in FA Trophy means replay Monday
Replay Result -- 0-1 Victory for Wingate & Finchley!!!

Eintracht Braunschweig - FC Schalke 04

2-4 Schalke continue to march up the table

musical accompaniment:  Children of Bodom
Actual Result -- 2-3 Schalke busting moves

FC Twente - Ajax

2-2 Violence flares in otherwise aesthetically pleasing draw

musical accompaniment: Ten Sharp
Actual Result -- 1-1 With less drama than anticipated

Roma - Napoli

Already happened with Roma taking care of business!
A double from Pjanic.  Bella!